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Furious wife

PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:27 pm
by rebbonk
My wife was furious this morning when I came home drunk from a party.

"You :censored: !" she screamed.

"Oh that's it," I said, "Start on me as soon as I walk through the door."

"What the hell do you expect me to say?" she yelled.

I said,
Spoiler:
"A happy new year would be nice."