Not so subtle ways that women put guys down!

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Not so subtle ways that women put guys down!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:48 am

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!

HE: Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,I'd like to have some pleasure too!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: Your face must turn a few stomachs!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down.
SHE: When I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made you they must have broken the mould.
SHE: When they were making you must have leaked out of your mould!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm certain there's no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
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