Dave walks sat down a the bar, ordered 6 doubles, drank them all and ordered 6 more.
“Is everything okay, pal?”, the barman asked him.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!” Dave explained.
Trying to be positive, the barman says, “Well, maybe that’s not so bad. You know, a little peace and quiet?”
That was when Dave cried as he said “Yeah.