Keeping a secret

I was chatting up this blonde woman from Essex.
I asked her age, she said, "Ha, that's my secret."
"Secret" I replied, "Women are useless at keeping secrets."
She looked at me and smiled, "You reckon?
I asked her age, she said, "Ha, that's my secret."
"Secret" I replied, "Women are useless at keeping secrets."
She looked at me and smiled, "You reckon?
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