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Keeping a secret

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:09 pm
by rebbonk
I was chatting up this blonde woman from Essex.

I asked her age, she said, "Ha, that's my secret."

"Secret" I replied, "Women are useless at keeping secrets."

She looked at me and smiled, "You reckon?
Spoiler:
well I've kept it secret for the last 30 years."