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Like a cigarette

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:09 pm
by rebbonk
I told the missus she has a lot in common with my cigarettes.

"Is it because I calm you down and you're addicted to me?" she asked

I said, "No.
Spoiler:
You're costing me bloody fortune while you slowly kill me."