COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of a store when a cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse and gave him a huge kiss right on its rectum.

One of the stunned women cried: "That's disgusting, why did you do that?"

To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."

Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better?"

"No," said the cowboy, .