Thai wife

I was talking to my mate down the pub last night about my new Thai wife.
"So," he said with a grin, "how did you meet?"
"Well, I didn't buy her if that's what you're thinking! What kind of man do you think I am?" I replied.
"Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to offend you. So how did you really meet?"
"So," he said with a grin, "how did you meet?"
"Well, I didn't buy her if that's what you're thinking! What kind of man do you think I am?" I replied.
"Sorry, mate, I didn't mean to offend you. So how did you really meet?"
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