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She said to me...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:33 am

"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said to me this morning.

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"Against what?" I asked.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She said to me...

Postby dutchman » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:09 pm

I misread that as "scrape the cat" :!:

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