Oh dear

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Oh dear

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:26 pm

The ex-girlfriend I ditched at the altar six months ago marched up to me in the supermarket last night.

" :censored: " She yelled in my face, before grabbing the milk from my trolley and pouring it over my head. "This is from me, you :censored: ."

"Oh come on, you're being ridiculous now." I said, wiping my face.


Spoiler:
"That could be from ANY cow."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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