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Quitting smoking

Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:55 am

A young woman says to her boyfriend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.

"Have you tried the patch?" her boyfriend asks.

"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."

Her boyfriend said, "I'm sure it would
Spoiler:
if you put it over your mouth."
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