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And you...?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:51 am

I was with my girlfriend at her school reunion when she bumped into her much more successful ex-boyfriend Charles.

He told her that he had worked for a number of years in the City and then invested some savings in a boutique bookshop in Kensington. As that had been profitable he reinvested back into the business and now owned a chain of 6 bookshops stocking thousands of bestsellers.

"Wow," she said adoringly. "That's amazing." Then turning to me she said, "What do you own that's that impressive?"

Spoiler:
I said, "A Kindle."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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