Anal glaucoma
woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a bad case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the heck is anal glaucoma?'
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a bad case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the heck is anal glaucoma?'
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