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Anal glaucoma

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:53 am
by rebbonk
woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a bad case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the heck is anal glaucoma?'

Spoiler:
'I can't see my butt coming into work today'.