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Stolen iPad

PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:21 am
by rebbonk
I was on jury service at a theft trial in Brixton Crown Court when I noticed that my iPad had been stolen.

"Well, where was it?", said the clerk, as another convicted criminal passed by on their way to jail.

"In my bag," I said, "which I left unattended whilst I went to the toilet."

"What?!", he said, alarmed, "Here? Are you crazy?!"

Then he looked around, pulled me in close and in a lowered voice said:
Spoiler:
"There's lawyers everywhere."