Hint, hint

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Hint, hint

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:46 pm

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a long period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly,
Spoiler:
"Thrown."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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