How it happened

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How it happened

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:41 am

My little girl asked me, "How did you and mummy get together?"

I said, "I was eating in a restaurant when this beautiful woman walked past me and caught my eye. I knew straight away that I wanted to marry her"

She said,"Then what happened?"

Spoiler:
I said, "She wasn't interested so I ended up with your mother instead"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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