Terrorists

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Terrorists

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:29 am

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam in westminster. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Houses of Parliament, and they're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies,
Spoiler:
"Roughly a litre."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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