White Wedding Dress

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White Wedding Dress

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:31 am

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
Spoiler:
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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