Cancel the wedding

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Cancel the wedding

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:09 am

"We can't get married this weekend", I said, "I've broken both my legs."

"How did you do it?", she sobbed.

Spoiler:
"Deliberately", I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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