Double bed

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While registering at a hotel, a couple asked for a room with a double bed.

The clerk Apologised and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."

"Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.

Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."

Then the woman finished her request with,

Spoiler:

"because if he snores, I want to be able to punch him."