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Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:51 am

Lawyer: "Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"

Defendant:
Spoiler:
"I didn't want to wake up the children."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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