Gollum

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Gollum

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:14 am

According to 'The Hobbit', Gollum was once a normal man.

The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.

Spoiler:
I got one of those when I was married.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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