Hunters
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:07 amA couple of my mates had been out hunting, and Dave came puffing into the pub.
"I shot Dave twice by accident," Kev told me. "I thought he was a Turkey."
"Didn't he shout 'Don't shoot. I'm not a Turkey!' after you'd shot him once?" I asked, puzzled.
"Well, yeah ... he did, come to think about it," he admitted.
"I shot Dave twice by accident," Kev told me. "I thought he was a Turkey."
"Didn't he shout 'Don't shoot. I'm not a Turkey!' after you'd shot him once?" I asked, puzzled.
"Well, yeah ... he did, come to think about it," he admitted.
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