Uri Geller

"You're that bloke who bends spoons aren't you?" I asked Uri Geller.
"Yes I am," he replied.
"Can you bend forks as well?"
"Yeah, they're easy," he remarked.
"Well try this then," I said,
"Yes I am," he replied.
"Can you bend forks as well?"
"Yeah, they're easy," he remarked.
"Well try this then," I said,
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