Polar Bears

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Polar Bears

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:03 am

2 Polar bears are walking around in the Artic. A father and son pair.

The son looks at the father and says, " Dad I got a question, are you sure I am 100% Polar bear?".

The father looks at his son and says, "Yes son you're 100% Polar bear"

"OK" the son says.

They keep walking and about 20 min' later the son again says: "Are you sure I am 100% Polar bear?"

The father again says, "Yes son you're 100% Polar bear"

"OK" the son says.

Then about 30 min' later the son says, "OK dad be serious are you sure I am 100% Polar bear are You sure there is no black bear or grizzly bar in me??"

"Yes son you're 100% Polar bear, I am 100% Polar bear and so is your mother. Why do you keep asking son?"

The son says,
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"Well I don't know about you but I am :censored: freezing"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Polar Bears

Postby dutchman » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:17 am

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Re: Polar Bears

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:23 am

:funny:

I like that, a very nice touch!

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