Party
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:47 am"Dad," said my teenage son, "I'm going to a party tonight."
"Hmm," I said, "will you be drinking alcohol?"
"No," he said.
"Will you be taking drugs?"
"No, certainly not!"
"Will you be taking part in any group sex?"
"No, I will not!"
"Then," I said, puzzled,
"Hmm," I said, "will you be drinking alcohol?"
"No," he said.
"Will you be taking drugs?"
"No, certainly not!"
"Will you be taking part in any group sex?"
"No, I will not!"
"Then," I said, puzzled,
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