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Party

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:47 am

"Dad," said my teenage son, "I'm going to a party tonight."

"Hmm," I said, "will you be drinking alcohol?"

"No," he said.

"Will you be taking drugs?"

"No, certainly not!"

"Will you be taking part in any group sex?"

"No, I will not!"

"Then," I said, puzzled,
Spoiler:
"why the heck do you want to go to a party?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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