She handed a "you were out" delivery note to the man behind the counter.
She complained, "This morning, your postman came with our parcel for delivery. He left this note for us to collect it from here, but my husband was home all the time. Why couldn’t they knock on our door and hand the parcel over?"
The Post master was polite and apologetic. He went inside brought the parcel and handed it to the lady.
Then just casually he asked, "Madam what is inside this parcel that is so important?"
The lady replied,
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