Moving

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Moving

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:51 am

Seven year old Timmy had been the centre of his parents' lives up until the time his new baby sister came along. He found it very difficult to share their attention and was becoming more and more jealous.

When his little sister was a year old, his parents took him aside and told him that since she was getting bigger, their house was too small, and so they would be moving to a bigger house.

"Why bother," Timmy grumbled,
Spoiler:
"She's crawling so well now, she'll probably just follow us."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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