COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

After waiting ages to turn right out of the busy T-junction, I finally spotted a tiny gap. Concentrating hard, I gunned the engine and started to shoot forward.

"AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!" screamed my wife. I panicked, hit the brakes, and two cars slammed into me, one on each side.

"What the hecks wrong?" I panted.

She replied