Stopped by the police

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Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:05 am

The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the driver's window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"

The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view

"Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."

"Isn't it" the driver cried,
Spoiler:
"Where's my :censored: caravan gone?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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