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Shock

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:02 am

A man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

Someone dialled 999.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.

"My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out,
Spoiler:
he came out with the lawn mower."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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