Sheriff (bit ripe)

[rebbonk]

A sheriff is patrolling the town when he spots a cowboy wearing nothing but his hat, holster and boots.

'Why are you walking around in public buck-naked?' he exclaims.

'Well sheriff', the cowboy explains, 'I was in the saloon when a real pretty lady asked me to go home with her. So I did. Then she told me to take off my shirt, pants and shorts. So I did. Then she climbed onto the big brass bed, winked and said: 'Now go to town, cowboy.'

Spoiler:

'So here I am.'