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The wife ain't happy

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:31 am
by rebbonk
The wife wasn't happy with the new blouse I bought her.

"What the heck is this, a size 14?" She yelled. "There's no way I could squeeze into a 14."

"I'm sorry love, but it wasn't my fault." I protested. "It was because of the salesgirl."

"Oh come on!" She said. "How was it her fault?"


Spoiler:
"I didn't want her knowing I married a porker."