Need a bigger house

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Need a bigger house

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:34 am

I went to the council and asked for a much bigger house.

The Housing Manager said, "You're in a huge 5 bedroom house, and there's just you and your wife. Why would you need a bigger house?"

Spoiler:
"She keeps finding me." I told him.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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