Couples

"I wish we were a couple like Justin and Selena," I said to my girlfriend.
"Get with it," she said, "they've split up."
"OK, then Heidi and Seal."
"They've split up too!"
"OK, then like Justin and Britney."
"They split up 10 years ago!"
"Hmm," I said,
"Get with it," she said, "they've split up."
"OK, then Heidi and Seal."
"They've split up too!"
"OK, then like Justin and Britney."
"They split up 10 years ago!"
"Hmm," I said,
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