Wedding night

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Wedding night

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:06 am

I took my new wife's hand on our wedding night, and led her up to the bedroom.

I could feel the tension in her hands as she anticipated doing something she had longed to do for so long. And I wasn't going to disappoint her.

I was ready to show her how much I needed her.

I had the room all ready.

Spoiler:
Ironing board, iron and a pile of my clothes. :rolling:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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