See it all the time

[rebbonk]

I recently made two grand profit on a car I sold.

My wife says, "Why don't we spend it all on one luxurious night?"

I said, "Honey, I work in finance, I warn my clients about this sort of thing all the time."

She said, "What? Enjoying their money?"

I replied, "No,

Spoiler:

listening to their wives!"