Priest and Pastor

[rebbonk]

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

" Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

" Do you think," said one clergy to the other,

Spoiler:

"we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

[dutchman]

Alternatively they could erect this most useful sign:

Spoiler:

[pollyanna]