Traffic Warden
"Oi you
" I shouted at the traffic warden, as he put a ticket on the windscreen today.
He said. "Sir, you have parked this car illegally."
"No I haven't." I replied.
He said, "Yes, you have."
"No I haven't," I replied again,
He said. "Sir, you have parked this car illegally."
"No I haven't." I replied.
He said, "Yes, you have."
"No I haven't," I replied again,
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