Well heeeellooo (Bit rude)

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Well heeeellooo (Bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:31 am

"Hi, I'm Jane," she said.

"I'm Christopher," I replied, "but everyone calls me Dick for short."

"How do you get Dick from Christopher?" she asked.

Spoiler:
"You ask nicely," I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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