Witness revenge

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Witness revenge

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:14 am

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

Spoiler:
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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