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Newborn

PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:15 am
by rebbonk
I got a phone call from the hospital today.

When I answered the doctor said, "Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl, weighing 9lb 5oz."

I said, "Wow! She's a little chubby bugger, isn't she?"

He said, "She's not that heavy for a new born."
Spoiler:
"I was talking about my wife," I replied.