Black eye
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:29 amA lady stumbles into a police station with a black eye.
She claims she heard a noise in her back garden and went to investigate.
The next thing she knows, she tells the desk sergeant, she is hit in the eye and knocked out cold. The sergeant dispatches a police officer to her house to investigate, and he returns an hour and a half later -- with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" the sergeant asks.
"No," says the policeman.
She claims she heard a noise in her back garden and went to investigate.
The next thing she knows, she tells the desk sergeant, she is hit in the eye and knocked out cold. The sergeant dispatches a police officer to her house to investigate, and he returns an hour and a half later -- with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" the sergeant asks.
"No," says the policeman.
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