Oh heck, it's the wife
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
"It's my wife! I have to hide." I whispered.
"Don't be silly, your wife can't possibly object to you having lunch with someone you work with" she said.
"It's my wife! I have to hide." I whispered.
"Don't be silly, your wife can't possibly object to you having lunch with someone you work with" she said.
Spoiler: