Bike chain
"Paddy, I've noticed you pushing your bike to work the last two days?"
"I know, the chain's snapped but I've got my sandwiches and flask in the basket!"
"Why don't you just carry them?"
"Don't be stupid,
"I know, the chain's snapped but I've got my sandwiches and flask in the basket!"
"Why don't you just carry them?"
"Don't be stupid,
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