Speech!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:26 amAn executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the executive returned from the big event, he was furious.
"Why did you write me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled.
"I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied.
When the executive returned from the big event, he was furious.
"Why did you write me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled.
"I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied.
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