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How's your new...

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 06, 2013 8:18 am

I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said: "How's your new bloke?"

"He's twice the man you are" she sneered, "what about your new woman?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"thankfully she's half the woman you are.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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