How to Tell the Sex of a Fly?

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly?

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:20 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
Spoiler:
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:35 am

:funny:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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