Father's occupation?
Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 7:10 am"What is your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the new year.
"He's a magician," said the small boy.
"How interesting! What's his favourite trick?"
"Sawing people in half."
"Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"Yes.
"He's a magician," said the small boy.
"How interesting! What's his favourite trick?"
"Sawing people in half."
"Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"Yes.
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