Overnight sleeper
A man was in an overnight sleeper train. He got onto the top bunk, then at the next stop a woman got on the train and lay down on the bottom bunk.
It was a cold night, and eventually, the woman speaks; "Can I borrow a blanket please?"
The man replies, "I've got an idea; why don't we pretend that we're married?"
The woman, giggling, says, "OK then"
"Great", the man says.
It was a cold night, and eventually, the woman speaks; "Can I borrow a blanket please?"
The man replies, "I've got an idea; why don't we pretend that we're married?"
The woman, giggling, says, "OK then"
"Great", the man says.
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